Things a baby doesn't need, but you do.

We're a satirical baby apparel and accessories line.

Imagine your sweet angel borrowed something from their evil twin.

Let go. Have a laugh.

Just what you need.

Bottles, sippy cups, maybe even a white claw, these koozies are great to wrap drinks and put a smile on an exhausted mum's face.

Grab a Mum's

Make them laugh.

Baby stuff is too damn cute. Buy something that'll make them smile and think of you. Hopefully they'll remember they owe you a drink.

Gift it

Black tie event?

No problem. Never get embarrassed for having an underdressed baby again. If dad starts drooling, maybe throw it on him.

YES, PLEASE

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WHY THOUGH?

I don't have a baby. But have a lot of friends that do. I searched for gifts that'd be authentically me. But couldn't find anything. Everything out there was overdone. Or too cute. I wanted something different. Something amusing.

Imagine a sweet little angle baby wearing something absurd. Inappropriate, even. Where'd they get it? Borrowed from their Evil Twin. A few glasses of wine later, the brand was born.

Stay tuned. We're more than just baby bottle koozies.

We don't take ourselves too seriously, so we hope you don't either.