Things a baby doesn't need, but you do.

We're a satirical baby apparel and accessories line.

Imagine your sweet angel borrowed something from their evil twin.

Let go. Have a laugh.

Just what you need.

Bottles, sippy cups, maybe even a white claw, these koozies are great to wrap drinks and put a smile on an exhausted mum's face.

Grab a Mum's

Make them laugh.

Baby stuff is too damn cute. Buy something that'll make them smile and think of you. Hopefully they'll remember they owe you a drink.

Gift it

Black tie event?

No problem. Never get embarrassed for having an underdressed baby again. If dad starts drooling, maybe throw it on him.

YES, PLEASE

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WHY THOUGH?

I don't have a baby. But have a lot of friends that do. I searched for gifts that'd be authentically me. But couldn't find anything. Everything out there was overdone. Or too cute. I wanted something different. Something amusing.

Imagine a sweet little angle baby wearing something absurd. Inappropriate, even. Where'd they get it? Borrowed from their Evil Twin. A few glasses of wine later, the brand was born.

Stay tuned. We're more than just baby bottle koozies.

We don't take ourselves too seriously, so we hope you don't either.

Return policy

We accept returns of unused merchandise in original condition and with all packaging intact, within 15 days of delivery. Please contact us to initiate a return. To initiate a return, you’ll be responsible for shipping costs, or the shipping cost can be deducted from your refund. Any returns lost in transit, or shipped after the 15 day window will not be refunded. Once your return is received and inspected, we’ll notify you by email. If approved, your refund will be processed back to the original form of payment.

We will gladly replace items that are defective or damaged. Please contact us to request a replacement.