
Things a baby doesn't need, but you do.
We're a satirical baby apparel and accessories line.
Imagine your sweet angel borrowed something from their evil twin.
Let go. Have a laugh.

Just what you need.
Bottles, sippy cups, maybe even a white claw, these koozies are great to wrap drinks and put a smile on an exhausted mum's face.

Make them laugh.
Baby stuff is too damn cute. Buy something that'll make them smile and think of you. Hopefully they'll remember they owe you a drink.

Black tie event?
No problem. Never get embarrassed for having an underdressed baby again. If dad starts drooling, maybe throw it on him.
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Bambino Vino Bottle Sleeve
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- $8.00
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Blanc de Baby Bottle Sleeve
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- $8.00
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Mum's Champagne Bottle Sleeve
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- $8.00
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Chateau La-Feet Bottle Sleeve
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- $8.00
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Evil Twinpack Bottle Sleeves (Mum's, Bambino Vino)
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- $15.00
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Evil Twinpack Bottle Sleeves (Blanc de Baby, Chateau La-Feet)
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3-pack of Bottle Sleeves (with Chateau La-Feet)
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- $20.00
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3-pack of Bottle Sleeves (with Mum’s)
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WHY THOUGH?
I don't have a baby. But have a lot of friends that do. I searched for gifts that'd be authentically me. But couldn't find anything. Everything out there was overdone. Or too cute. I wanted something different. Something amusing.
Imagine a sweet little angle baby wearing something absurd. Inappropriate, even. Where'd they get it? Borrowed from their Evil Twin. A few glasses of wine later, the brand was born.
Stay tuned. We're more than just baby bottle koozies.